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Knitted banana, peach tree and money tree potted plants
Knitted banana, peach tree and money tree potted plants
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Knitted banana, peach tree and money tree potted plants
🌿 Knitted banana potted plants · Plant healing in life! 🍌 ✨
👉 What is this?
A banana potted plant that is never fully ripe! Hand-knitted and crafted, with fluffy banana leaves and chubby banana fruits, it's a cute hit wherever you place it
❤️ Why do you need it?
✔️ Zero maintenance: No need to water or expose to the sun. Good news for lazy people/plant killers!
✔️ Super stress-relieving: Soft and fufu feel, just pinch it and all your worries will disappear ~
✔️ Healing Atmosphere King: Your desk/living room instantly becomes warm and cozy, and your photos are naturally cute!
✔️ Creative gift: For friends, for yourself, add a sentence: "You are the evergreen tree in my heart 🌱" (seductive skill +100!)
🎁 Easter egg: bananas are removable! Hang your bag today as a decoration, and put it back in the basin tomorrow to be a good baby ~
🚀 Place your order now and get:
Youdaoplaceholder0 hand-woven care guide (imagined version)
Youdaoplaceholder0 random limited emoji stickers
Youdaoplaceholder0 a good mood that never fades!
👇 Click to take away your "non-banana green" cutie
Certified by (pseudo) botanist: With it, your photosynthetic efficiency for happiness increases by 200%! 💛
Life is sometimes wrinkled.
But we can weave it into a soft shape.
🌵 knitted cactus potted plants · painless healing cuties! 💚
👉 What is this?
A "Buddhist-style cactus" - hand-knitted and crafted, with a cute body wrapped in wool, it comes with a soft and protective buff! What is a thorn? This cactus is only responsible for being cute
❤️ Why did you fall in love with it?
✔️ Safe and harmless: No more worry about pricking your hands, rua it's like rua cloud!
✔️ Office savior: Tired of staring at the computer? Look at it, green eye-protecting + soulful horse killing chicken ~
✔️ Rebellious Easter egg: It's called cactus, but insists on growing into a round "cactus ball"! (Contrast Cuteness Strike
✔️ socially awkward friendly: No watering, no chatting, just quietly daydreaming with you is super soothing ✨
🎁 Hidden play:
▸ When the stress-relieving magic tool is squeezed, the stress relief index is 💯
Youdaoplaceholder0 Insert a small card to become a "workplace survival reminder" : "Today 's KPI: Be like a cactus - stay hydrated (slack off), bloom occasionally (burst out)!"
🚀 Limited offer:
Place an order and receive a "Desert Atmosphere Set" accessory package as a gift - a mini woolen sun + a handwritten toxic chicken soup label: "You are easier to take care of than a cactus. After all..." All you need is takeout and WiFi!"
👇 Click to claim your "non-explosive" green friend
(fake) botanist warns: Beware of being stolen by colleagues! After all, who could resist a fluffy "desert sweetheart"? 🏜 ️ 💘
Life is sometimes thorny.
But you can live your life like yarn - soft yet tough.
🌸 knitted peach tree potted plants · Plant spring in the palm of your hand! 🍑 ✨
👉 What is this?
A mini peach tree that never fails! Hand-knitted, the pink flowers and the fluffy little peaches are placed on the table, making even the air sweet ~
❤️ Why did you fall in love with it?
✔️ 365 tiankai unxie: No need to wait for spring, your love luck is online all year round!
✔️ Healing appearance level: soft pink flowers + creamy peaches, just one look and your mood will brighten up immediately ☀️
✔️ Mysticism bonus: Place it on your desk → Attract love 🌸, place it by your bedside → help you have good dreams 🌙, place it on your bag → Be cute and powerful with you!
✔️ good news for the lazy: no watering, no pruning, no insect attraction, even cacti envy its ease of mind!
🎁 Easter egg play:
Youdaoplaceholder0 peaches can be picked and used as pendants. Hang your phone today and your hair tomorrow. The sweetness can be freely switched
Youdaoplaceholder0 comes with a lucky sign: "You deserve to be liked more than this peach tree!" (Narcissism index +100%
🚀 Order now and unlock extra:
Youdaoplaceholder0 handmade mini garden scissors (for decoration, but cute for real!)
Youdaoplaceholder0 peach tree care guide (only requirement: Praise it for its beauty!)
▸ a "sugar-free" good mood, sweet but not greasy 💕
👇 click to claim your "non-bald" little peach tree
(Pseudo) botanist Certification: With it, your happiness index will soar at the speed of photosynthesis!
Life may have its ups and downs.
But your peach blossoms will never wither.
🌿 knitting money tree · Plant 'fortune' on the table, even lazy people can get rich! 💰 ✨
👉 What is this?
A money-bringing tree that doesn't have to wait for 500 years! Hand-knitted and crafted, with fluffy green leaves and golden ingots, it's a "money-attracting magnetic field" wherever you place it ~
❤️ Why do you need it?
✔️ Getting rich through mysticism: feng shui masters all give thumbs up after seeing it, wealth is even more prosperous than green ivy!
✔️ Workplace protection: Place on the desk → block out poor air, place on the cash register → customers scan the code automatically (psychological suggestion max)
✔️ stress-relieving tool: When feeling irritable at work, rua a handful of leaves. The feeling is like counting real money (even the illusion is very pleasant!)
✔️ Immortal body: Watering is my loss! You, who can even kill a cactus, finally have the qualification to grow "plants"
🎁 get-rich-quick Easter egg:
▸ Hidden small gold ingots are detachable - hang them on your bag today to attract wealth, and stuff them into your wallet tomorrow as a "money makes money" charm 💰
Youdaoplaceholder0 comes with toxic chicken soup tag: "You dream, I look rich."
🚀 order and get:
Youdaoplaceholder0 A guide to getting rich through science (with blank pages for easy writing of winning numbers)
Youdaoplaceholder0 anti-boss peeping sticker: "This is not slacking off, it is the soil for nurturing wealth!"
👇 Click to claim your chaebol crash course
(pseudo-) economist certification: The yield rate of this tree is greater than that of the fund, and the risk index ≈0!
"The salary can be paid every month.
But your money tree will always be luxuriant and flourishing.
🎁 Lily of the valley and tulip potted plants are also super beautiful.